pulled pork twinkie

A sexual move involving a willing obese male and female, pork lard & sweetened whipped cream.

Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.

by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020

Pulled a thomas

Stupid question
Stupid

Luke just asked a stupid question,
He pulled a thomas

by Est1984 June 26, 2020

Pulled a Dennis

Being very sur at someone and saying that you will fight them and when they show up you change your mind because you're a simp. And you end up driving them around being their best pal.

Klara said she wanted to fight but she Pulled a Dennis and ended up simping

by Lasagnammmm June 30, 2020

Pulled the Zurawski

1) showing up drunk at your parents house at 5:30 AM and when your dad says, “You been drinking, son?” You say, “Not since this morning.”

2) Jerking off a guy named Zurawski.

1) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

2) Boy... old Neil really Pulled the Zurawski last night.

by Raffi_Bomb June 11, 2020

Purse Dogma

1. The irrefutable law that any woman with a purse dog is a pretentious, vapid cunt

If you brave the perils of Purse Dogma, you and your little dog are going to hell bitch

by PaulAllensCard August 15, 2020

Pulled a Katie Porter

When you ask simple questions to someone who should be educated, but they can't answer them. Usually with a whiteboard.

I pulled a Katie Porter on my husband last night, got out a notepad and asked him what all of our bills our. He didn't know any of them.

by kt_lol September 13, 2020

Pulled a lemonade mouth

To have a flashback within a flashback

Danny-Hey, do you remember that time we went to McDonalds?
Greg-Oh yeah, that reminds me of the time we went to Wendy's.
Kurtis-Omg guys, you just pulled a lemonade mouth

by GluenicornNoodle September 15, 2020