Skip to main content

Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."
by a18n May 18, 2025
mugGet the Peteritismug.

Peter Donkin

Peter is a mixed race guy, he's sooooo sweet and has the best personality.. love him or not, he will be your friend!
His GF: I'm breaking up with you!
Peter Donkin: Sorry for whatever I did but okay..
-the next day-
His ex-gf: GET BACK WITH ME!
Peter Donkin: But we just broke u-
by Chelsea Koroll August 18, 2019
mugGet the Peter Donkinmug.

peter L

liberal asswipe ... canadian (red flag)... shorty... is in love with his cats (creepy love not wholesome) ... racist (big red flag)... faking his whole engagement (we all know hes gay)... whitewashed
A: why is there a gnome in my backyard???
B: thats just peter L he's waiting for his cat to come home

A: why is he purring at his cat??
B: catfucker.
by gabe itch 2412 October 26, 2022
mugGet the peter Lmug.

Peter

"Wake up, Family Guy Funny Moments #27 is out. Peter makes a panini this time"
mugGet the Petermug.

peter

the funniest person you'l ever meet keep him as a friend
oh that guy is a real peter
by schoolisno October 30, 2019
mugGet the petermug.

Peter

Peter is a human that goes well with Themis. Peter is a very socially acceptable person.
Peter is kind
by Hayhajdkdkdmkd November 28, 2019
mugGet the Petermug.

millimeter peter

wow he’s got a brandt totally a millimeter peter
by millimeter peter January 6, 2021
mugGet the millimeter petermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email