Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him

person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu

by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020

peter gapen

peter gapen is usually described as a badly drawn image of seth macfarlane peter griffin from family of guys

hi im peter gapen .... hey luis hehaheheha

by lil penguino /m.j.g February 4, 2020

Peter Plain

The most boring person you've ever met.

Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.

by b1b1b4b4 February 8, 2020

Peter Bennett style

When one goes hard as fuck in the stock market with zero regards to his loss in Hope's of riches.

Peter Bennett style im going peter bennet style on this stock. I'm either gonna be Donald J Trunp rich or fucking tiny tim Christmas story rich.

by Peeta Bennett February 13, 2020

Peter

Griffin

"Wake up, Family Guy Funny Moments #27 is out. Peter makes a panini this time"

by 🅿️3️⃣Ⓜ️❗️5️⃣ March 19, 2020

Peter

A extremely annoying person who cant stop being a bitch. Every peter is retarted. Usually are homosexual and think there funny but not

Adam: Look at that little bitch who thinks he's funny over there

Jake: I know he is such a peter

by Obama's Last name May 7, 2020

Peter

Male equivalent to a Karen. He is white, entitled, and gets angry at management dismissing his wife Karen. Peter can be seen wearing cargo shorts and Dad bod. Peter at time has facial hair to distract from his receding hair line or double chins. Plus he peaked as an athlete in high school, and still thinks that is relevant. He is an expert on everything, and gets loud when not getting his way. Sometimes you will see a "Pack of Peter's" at a sports bar, wearing Ray Ban sunglasses or carrying Karen's purse.

Wow, Karen brought her back up Peter. Now they are both demanding the manager.

by Jewelredcoat May 25, 2020