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thought porn

What I say to describe a sexual fantasy
Me: So, the other day, while having some thought porn-
by dO I LOOK- September 7, 2021
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Cheesey porn

It looks cheesey it smells cheesey and it’s very cheesey
by Lennonbenitez34 August 6, 2021
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Comfort Porn

A comic where there aren't any jokes, it's just a character being nice to another character who is in emotional pain. There is no punchline. The final panel instead says something along the lines of "It's all going to be ok".

Variations include:
-A character talking about their lack of confidence in something not to another character, but to the reader.
-A character getting the courage to go off and accomplish things today.
-A character growing tired while drawing at a cintiq and then getting a second wind.
-A character waxing nostalgic about their childhood, then comparing it to their life now, then seeing kids doing a modern day version of what they were doing as a kid, and coming to the conclusion that things will be ok.
Friend: "Why does this comic about some sad mouse being comforted by another mouse have so many likes on insta?"
You: "Because people like your aunt will always be suckers for comfort porn."
by Oweeeeendennis May 25, 2021
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frog porn

frog peepee go in girl frog hehe
by PornGod June 5, 2021
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garmadon porn

John:I saw garmadon porn
Jackson:ok
by Mr. Garm May 24, 2023
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PBS Porn

Shows aired on Public Broadcasting Service member stations that are especially raunchy or sexual. Usually of British origin.
Person 1: Wanna watch PBS Porn?
Person 2: What the fuck are you talking about Person 1?
Person 1: Like Poldark and shit
by nothingneko March 21, 2023
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florida porn

Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
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