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Poon Phone

A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!

I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
by PoonDaPoon! June 13, 2011
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phone

the thing that students always screw around on when they should be paying attention in class
Teacher: GET RID OF THOSE PHONES OR ELSE IM SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE
by GregHeffley95 March 13, 2025
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Phone rule

When you’re with friends and you’re on your phone. You make them feel that they are boring or you don’t wanna be around them.

When you’re with your friends or someone you like don’t be on your phone when around them. Give them attention and don’t make them feel awkward.
You didn’t follow the phone rule and make them feel bad.
by Fyb :)) April 8, 2022
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nothing phone

Someone: Where do u buy that casing for ur iPhone?

Somebody: Oh no. This is not a casing. It is literally the design of this phone.

Someone: Oh, when did Apple put circle lighting on their iPhones?

Somebody: No no no. This isn't an iPhone.

Someone: Then what?

Somebody: It's nothing.

Someone show wrinkled face seem to be confused with the Nothing Phone branding.
by pseudophyle September 27, 2023
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phone pas

A phone pas is similar to a "faux pas", except that it is committed with a phone, instead of the face-to-face social variety. Usually, a phone pas is something like talking on yr cell in a movie theatre, or leaving it on in spite of clear signs to turn it off, or checking messages or texting constantly while on a date esp. while at a table in a restaurant.
I like Suzy alot, but she committed at least 3 phone pas, and that was inbetween the appetizer and the main course!
by ashandwit July 3, 2011
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four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).
A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.
by lilhill April 4, 2010
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Phone Pyae Naing

a Burmese word use for black men who can't pull. He got no rizz and always gets scared of women. The synonym of this word is "Pyae Pyae".
Woah Daniel, why you being a Pyae Pyae aka Phone Pyae Naing, you're gonna miss your chance with Joey!!
by tailorswyft November 21, 2023
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