jewface baby

jewface for the blueface

jewface baby

by bigg longg August 7, 2019

Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

baby-banking

When a parent obtains an extra helping of food for their child with intent of eating said food for themselves.

There he goes again, baby-banking a slice of pizza that I just bought. Everyone knows his child will not eat the whole thing and it is just for him.

by GhostSpider August 28, 2021

baby culture

A term coined by Millennials to describe previous generation’s compulsion to have children, define themselves as parents and pressure others into having children.

“I picked up a magazine the other day and it had ‘Yummy Mummy’ plastered over every other page with pics of celebs and their children. I’m over people’s obsession with baby culture. Women are complete human beings, not potential mothers.”

by _M.L.K September 17, 2018

Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe

teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry

by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021

Bobbing for Babies

When a chick performs vigorous oral sex on her male partner to completion and swallows the full load of baby gravy.

Rachel loves bobbing for babies. She’ll be well fed tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 13, 2018

Residue Baby

A residue baby is an infant born to a mother that used narcotics up until the discovery of her pregnancy. The baby is not a full-blown crack baby, but a residue baby.

What is wrong with that baby? It seems to be slightly twitching abnormally.
It's a residue baby! The mother was high on crack until the day she found out she was pregnant.

by Angel of the Knight February 16, 2023