Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 01, 2015

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh

A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.

by sajkfghdjasf July 17, 2023

Dark Dad

A father of usually black variety, and that has also abandoned his children and does not pay the legally obligated amount of money to support his children.

Wow! Jerome is a real dark dad

by brugel123 December 21, 2020

Dark Pop

Pop generally is feel good music, where as dark pop makes you uncomfortable. You can still feel good with certain lyrics of dark pop though. You can’t really consider dark pop mainstream because of its rawness, but it still can maintain a catchy hook/chorus and appeal to a certain market.

The weeknd can be considered dark pop sometimes because of his under tones but also his steamy lyrics or hard hitting lines which some mainstream audiences may find too graphic, but isnt directly R&B.

Lil peep, lil tracy, xxxtentacion, lil clair and Juice Wrld have also made dark pop songs before.

by Tenchi Kazaga July 04, 2022

Dark Death

Dark Death is an underground Metal Band (one man band) project created by a guy named “Luna”, it mix atmospheric BM, Black Metal and other subgenres of the black metal

“wtf is Dark Death?”
Oh Dark Death is a Metal Band!

by Hsaxx October 23, 2023

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"

Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""

by graphical user interface July 15, 2022