Iguana Nipples

When a woman’s nipples point to different directions

I don’t know what direction her nipples were looking, she’s got Iguana nipples.

by Nichole Adamson April 24, 2019

Nipple-pop

Verb:
-The act of either rupturing a breast implant, or flicking a nipple so hard it immediately explodes due to pressure built up within the tip.

Noun:
-An awesome candy someone needs to invent. Weather it be a giant nipple lolly-pop, or a disk-shaped gusher, it needs to be a thing.

Verb:
-"Hannah's breast implants are so flat! You don't think she got nipple-popped, do you?!"
-"My cousin got nipple-popped by his ex. That's when he realized he was gay."

Noun:
- "I love sucking on nipple-pops! They remind me of my infancy!"

by Katiefly36 April 30, 2014

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020

Talking Nipples

When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 7, 2024

National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.

It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!

by 18872977 April 18, 2008

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

by Orboot July 30, 2017