“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
“Bro I’m not gay”
“Doesn’t matter”
by Rohanus September 17, 2022

by caex February 23, 2023

Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020

Going on urban dictionary to read through every definition listed for the name of your crush, S.O., best friend, or yourself. Usually includes thumbing up any definition for that name which is general enough to fit the best aspects of the person whose name you are stalking. May also include a thumbs down for any definitions that cast a negative light on them. Also, though less frequent, may include thumbing up negative definitions of exes/people you dislike.
I just spent two hours name-stalking Matt, my hottie boyfriend. I thumbed up every definition that fit him.
by wafflesnwafflesnwaffles April 24, 2014

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

guy draper is mean to me. i was on facetime and the phone feel on my head, it was his fault and now i have a concussion. i’m very hurt and then he also said “no one cares about you”. also jackson is pretty mean bc he calls me mean
by Hey hey hey!!! September 19, 2020
