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Moon-baboon

A racist term for black people insinuating you can't see a monkey in the dark
Or that maybe they're aliens from space
It's past 8pm we wouldn't be able to see that Moon-baboon from 10ft probably
by 3n7ity April 28, 2023
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Amish moon butter

When you piss in their ass and then churn it with your dick.
She had me churn some Amish moon butter in her.
by Goons definitions May 11, 2023
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Blood Moon

When a female rubs her period blood on her ass and then moons somebody, giving them a blood moon.
Some fat chick gave me a blood moon today at school.
by Saucedad69420999 May 13, 2023
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Looking at the moon

Looking to the moon can be with words or with looks.
You look at it, you dream, you think about someone, you make a wish, you miss someone.
And remember that the kid who looked outside the window of the car, to the moon is the still there inside togheter with the grown-up version of yourself.
I remember looking at the moon words empty and feelings full
by Urbandragon🐉💖 May 15, 2023
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Moon gooning

a Native American tradition to skin an elk, cut the head of a buffalo, and put the skull of the buffalo on like a mask. It could also be a feather headdress. Hang the elks guts up in a tree. Moon gooning is a spiritual thing.
Hey bro, do you want to come with Jack and I to go moon gooning tonight?
by Black monkey nigga November 20, 2023
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Moon Gooning

As opposed to Sun Gooning, Moon Gooning is when you explode the head off a buffalo, skin an elk, then proceed to gut said elk. Afterwards, hang the corpse of the elk in a tree and take it's guts for your own. Lastly, you begin to goon and eventually cum into the elk's intestine, all while doing so under the native american moonlight. Doing so will draw the attention of the Moon Goon tribe leader, the Eagle Eye. This act of Moon Gooning will initiate you into the tribe if done properly and deemed worthy enough by the tribe members and the Eagle Eye himself. Once initiated, tribe Moon Goon sessions are overseen by a sworn in priest who administrates that the Moon Goon is being conducted in a respectful way that does not anger or upset the Goon gods. If ultimately done perfectly, a successful tribe Moon Goon has the potential to resurrect a phoenix. This usually includes a jelqer if one is readily available, though it is not required. Obtaining the knowledge of Moon Gooning immediately marks you as a potential Moon Gooner and you are now obligated to attend an initiation attempt. Refusing in doing so will result in death by the hands of the Moon Goon tribe.
"I'm sorry mother, but I have to leave to follow my calling in Moon Gooning. Now that I possess the knowledge, Moon Gooning is my way of life now."
by WiserWithBudweiser November 21, 2023
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honey moon song

A song /playlist you make love or have slow sensual sex on your honeymoon with your newly wed
“John and marry had slow sex to Extravagant by lil durk on there honeymoon/honey moon song”
by Zariah101 November 21, 2023
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