ur mom

joke innit

person 1: dude wtf are you doing

person 2: ur mom

by imdoingurmomlol February 17, 2022

your mom

the person i fucked last night

bro your mom

by watermelonman37 December 1, 2020

Never-mom

Woman (usually) who has never been a mom; birthed a baby; dealt with a teenager; (sometimes have never been married) who self-righteously deal out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice.

Here goes the never-mom again telling me what kind of relationship I should have with my teenager.🙄

by Sky Spang April 18, 2023

Your Mom

a shitty insult that doesnt work at all and for some reason became a meme

Person 1:Your Mom's Gay

Person 2:wtf is wrong with all these retards???

Person 3: Your Mom HAHAHAHAHA

by ConnorSmith6502 July 8, 2018

ur mom

1. the person who gave birth to you
2. and insult

ur mom:
child: yo mama... OOOOOOOOOOOOH
child 2: stfu

by harderdaddyyy August 1, 2021

Mom dude

A guy with an affiliation with moms, mother, milfs or motherhood in any regard.

Ex: Stay at home dad

No, mom dude!
Ex: Momma’s boy

No, mom dude!
Ex: milf hunter

No, mom dude!
Ex: homosexual couple with kids

Nope, Mom dudes!

by OGMOMDUDE1 April 24, 2023

Mom-or-Cougar

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie dude is with his mom or dating a cougar.

Jack: Mom-or-Cougar?

Jill: Cougar
(pause)
Jack: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020