Meat beater

A person who uses a giant piece of meat as a punching bag

person 1: dude check it, that guy is using that giant meat as a punching bag
person 2: he’s a meat beater

by Dubiks April 12, 2019

meat group

A term used when referring to someone you think is hot. Making reference to one being so hot it is required to be on the FDA food pyramid.

That girl is so hot, total meat group.

by ivonne carley June 21, 2004

Junk meat

The kind of meat thats not really good meat, jerky, hot dogs, fast food burgers.

Hey wanna get some McDonalds.
No way I'm staying away from that junk meat.

by yobtorg August 25, 2008

Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018

Meat Parakeet

The act of putting ones entire package on the shoulder of an unsuspecting victim.

"Hey."
"Hey what's up?"
"Did I tell you I got a new pet?"
"No, really?"
"Yea. Say hello to my meat parakeet"
"Nice. Polly want a cracker?"

by Thought Monkey July 9, 2010

stabbing meat

The girl that just hangs around for all of the guys to poke.

"I am glad that Veronica is coming over tonight. There are a few of us here that could really use some stabbing meat. I am tired of jerking off."

-man talking to friend

by RickyPacific September 12, 2006

meat slap

slapping other peoples dicks #not masturbaiting

i will meat slap my dad

by yugioh is better than fortnite April 25, 2019