m-ing

acting up like mya chidi does

did you really just send that picture ?!
you’re m-ing mate ?

by Cricket baller February 10, 2020

m*nzad

A slur for any ginormous fuck that consumes tens of thousands of calories a day. Old Mayan prophecies revealed that these people would become so large that they'll consume the Earth itself, the true end of the world. This information was wiped from history, unfortunately. Their record smallest known meal includes 20 piece Chicken McNuggets, Medium French Fries (the medium makes them feel healthy), an OREO McFlurry, a Blue Raspberry Medium Frozen Fanta, and 13 cookies.

'It's been dark for way too long man, when are these clouds gonna move?'
'Didn't you hear? That's a m*nzad in the sky bruh, we're so fucking cooked...'

by monzad inc. May 19, 2024

The two M’s

The two M’s means Marijuana and Money

All I care about is the two M’s

by Shmokeerrday December 8, 2020

L&M Reds

n.
Budget sadness wrapped in red packaging. Smoked by the emo kid who’s “too tired for everything but still here.”

“He pulled out a pack of L&M Reds and sighed like the world was too heavy.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

S&M

No, it's not sadomasochism
S&M stands for Stand & Model; some fag bars labelled as S&M bars favour the hottest-looking customers while purposefully ignoring the uglier or older ones.

The Manray in Seattle was an S&M bar -- you had to be at least reasonably attractive in order to get a drink in the joint.

by Telephony February 11, 2022

Odysseas M.

A really cool person often called big man homer or alaniaris mainly because of his abilities to make some fire diss tracks.

Person 1: Hey did you see Odysseas M. today?

Person 2: Yeah he was freestyling on some poor kid

by Mpouxeshs November 22, 2021

m&ms

Absolute perfection, when eaten, can result in being enlightened by god, created by the gods for the gods, although some slipped down from the heavens and are able to be accessed by us mere mortals, resulting in enlightenment by the gods.

Sam: Damn when did Sam become so smart
Sam: It all started when he ate those damned m&ms

by Savitygray December 5, 2019