Lick The Eat The Baby

When you are really weird and scream something useless in the middle of a target or a shoprite or a whole foods or any public thing at all. Like literally every time I go to a store someone does this xD

1: Lick The Eat The Baby
2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20, And everyone else in the store: WHO TF SAID LICK THE EAT THE BABY?!?!?

by PoopmanNineTy7Seven April 12, 2021

Neptune's lick

When you shit and the water splashes up and touches your balls

So Jordyn at 1 o'clock in the morning decides to take a shit, so he plants his ass on the toilet and takes a poop, and a Neptune's Lick happens

by SSS_Stratos November 14, 2021

devious lick

You stole something successfully, without getting caught. It is most often associated with a TikTok Trend to steal items from a school.

Person 1: Yo look at this devious lick I got!
Person 1: -shows some item that would belong in a school- (hand sanitizer dispenser, fire alarm system)

Person 2: wow! That is a real devious lick!

by AgtCB September 13, 2021

Lick like

What the texture of an object feels like to your tongue when licked. Similar to look like but using your tongue as opposed to your eyes.

What does grass lick like ?

by Aaron Longbine October 8, 2022

devious lick

An act of stealing something, usually from a school bathroom.

Only 3 months into school and I already got this devious lick.

by lyder3ybc September 23, 2021

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Tinder lick

Licking another ones ass that you just met on tinder

Met a girl last night and tinder licked her

by Psydo123 June 1, 2018