jake rabbit

Identical to Jake the Snake. But garage is known as "the rabbit pit". Also has incredibly good luck, hence the "lucky rabbits foot". Equipped with massive testicles, comparable to that of an ogre.

Oh shit it's Jake snake and Jake rabbit, they are cool.

by Phil the ill October 27, 2013

jake heptworth

Scrublord

Jake heptworth is a scrublord

by oli is boust 69 March 9, 2015

jake cowperthwait

Savage killer who viciously murders his victims in their sleep then hangs their stuffed animals on the old Redwood Tree

Watch out for Jake Cowperthwait tonight.

by Sarah from Colorado August 9, 2015

Jake from the office

So awesome i just dont how awesome he is

Omg look its jake from the office.I've got to meet him.

by Jake from the office September 10, 2016

Jake Elkins

A beast who will steal and fuck your bitch everyday of the week. His big dick will penetrate your girlfriend bringing her to the hospital afterward

Damn...Jake Elkins just fucked my bitch..

by Wyatt Tucker October 21, 2016

jake

A Cunt with no friends, no life, and no cock. He is jealous of guys with GF's and he tries to ruin them but he is too retarded. His brains spill out of his fucking ears when he laughs like a fucking maniac. He is a shit talker even though the only shit around is the vomit coming out of his fucking mouth.

Jake sucks dick, and I caught hi wanking

by fkajfklas;fjklas;fjal;skf November 4, 2016

jake spicer

a guy who thinks hes a fuckin lad but instead he has a small dick and is gay af, he thinks he can skate but he really is a shitty human being and he is a waste of skin and time

"Aww ehsay lad, do you got any money?"
"Go away Jake Spicer, you are gay"

by Unicornilieus_69 October 29, 2015