top hat monocle position

Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position

oh so you did the top hat monocle position

by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010

Dallas hat trick

After you finish fucking a girl and cumming in her pussy, stab her in both eyes and bellybutton with your dick.

I accidentally blinded my girlfriend in an attempt to give her the Dallas hat trick.

by Bromeo44 October 18, 2009

Darth Vader's hat stand

A sinister, six foot tall, wheezing cock.

You should have watched that show last night, Darth Vader's hat stand was so in the corner.

by Vizen April 20, 2011

Ass Hat

1. The act of killing someone, placing your bare ass upon their head, taking a picture, and posting it for the world to see.

2. A dolt. A person with their head so far up their ass that they can taste the last meal they ate. Eg. A paladin or an Albion player.

1. I just ass-hatted that guy, wanna see the picture?

2. Those asshat paladins should all be hung, drawn, and quartered.

by Derigor Mortis May 13, 2005

Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

by MudHatter June 26, 2010

j-hat on da bozak

Advice given to adolescents to remember to use a condom.

Yo bitch, do I needs to put da j-hat on da bozak?

by slimshady September 13, 2004

cowboy hat rain protector

N. The toilet seat covers commonly found in public restrooms.

A paper toilet seat cover

The toilet seat at the gas station was so nasty I had to lay down a cowboy hat rain protector!!

by brett tarrant October 16, 2006