A form of religious abuse and the worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Probably done by some trying to frame you to evade blame.
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located. Very muted senses as well as nearly being impossible to get off, and completely leaving gspot damn near unattainable. Probably done by possesive older religious resembling people that have "family secrets" (i.e. a history of sexual abuse), and/or by extremeist Ctholicism or a crazy tiny dick ex or an experimental fling turned wrong, or even by a ex that also has a history of sexual assault, or even by your insane rapist dad that is trying to keep his secret buried and you stringing along by gaslighting you and repressing memories that, in leu of everything, aren't all that repressed.
by h84cvltlyfe February 18, 2022
The worst type of female genital abuse when you get abducted and wake one day with"vagina ham," i.e. a thick newer inner labia that resembles a fucked up drawn flower, covered vagina grooves that then moreso resemble "apple pie" consistency, and a donut-esque squishy covering where your cervix is located.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
Probably done by someone trying to trap you in a place to drug you because you're a threat to them and they can't exist without using and exploiting vagina.
I stayed with my creep as dad for a few months and got vagina ham.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
That dude literally got so threatened by me and a mental prowess that he gave me vagina ham.
My family was afraid that I'm gay, and I am... but I got vagina hammed before I could come out.
Some horrible abduction happened to me and now I'm vagina hammed.
I got trapped at my parents' house after moving back and then got vagina hammed, then I got drugged and abused for years.
by h84cvltlyfe February 18, 2022
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
A delicious ham bap with copious amounts of butter on that you buy in the City Arms Pub. They make everything so much better and cure even the worst of hangovers.
My wife just left me, the only thing that will make me feel better is a cheeky Ham Bap.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
Someones just asked me to eat ass again - someone get me a ham bap stat.
by R0bboCop September 21, 2022
The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet
"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"
by wienerchicken September 14, 2011
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