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Goon Stick

A term referred to as your cock. Typically men goon to porn with their goon stick getting all sticky and wicked. Gooners love to wack it.
I love to wack my goon stick to gooner brat tiktoks!!!!!
by goonerstick December 14, 2023
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Goon Suit

A suit of clothing, sometimes armor, whose insides are plastered with porn. A portable, wearable goon cave.
Dude, you know Goblin Slayer? Yeah, that armor is a goon suit.
by the 70th alternative account December 15, 2023
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Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 16, 2023
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Goofy goober

My kid is such a goofy goober, he makes the best jokes!
by Dumstuf December 18, 2023
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Goon Zone

The zone in which you goon; when the goon kicks in
Dude I was In the Goon Zone!!!!
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GOOFY STINKER

by goofystinker December 19, 2023
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