God cock

when God fucks you in your asshole without warning and without lube

Stef: Shenae got god cocked last week her girl fucked her dad
shemar: damn really

by Brokebitch November 29, 2019

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God fumes

When you can't afford to purchase gas for your vehicle so you drive to your destination running on only the faith God will get you there.

"Pay day isn't until Tuesday so I drove to work on God fumes."

by DefinitionDonna February 1, 2016

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Bored God

Someone who is extremely good at a certain game playing it "casually," when in reality they are doing astounding moves or maneuvers.

A Bored God plays Tetris.
I'm getting dumpstered by this guy in online game and he looks like he's about to fall asleep. He must be a Bored God.

by SilentSong September 28, 2019

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The mod god is a 6’4” 300+ pound buff Mexican man, originating out of Orting, WA.

The mod god is something of a tale, or a myth in the small Orting community, he’s known for his major dank OHS bathroom hotboxes.

In the mod god’s free time he enjoys drinking Cranberry juice and dapping up the homies, the mod god has a golden aura and is hard to miss, an absolutely beautiful specimen.

To spot the mod god in public, is equal to spotting michael jackson walking the earth after death, or comparable to discovering time travel.

Hey dude, did you see the Mod God’s latest cloud?

by nebel.misophonia March 6, 2023

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rose god

A person named Rose who has godlike power. She has the power of travoulrness and some lavage power too. However even if they are a god they dont compare to michaels god powers. They are 3rd place for godpower and are still pretty strong. They also like their awkaward corner and stay in it 82/78.

That person is such a Rose god they have so much power.

by UNICORNZAREBETTERTHENDRAGONZ December 14, 2016

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