1. The unpleasant sensation individuals may feel after reading certain Facebook users' posts which boldly state some sort of sickening information you did not need to know, this can include informations generally regarded as revolting, but Facebook nausea is a more befitting description of the reactions some users experience after reading updates about "gorguz" children, or this common person known as "my man" and all that purile stuff single, childless people of the world cannot understand, or perhaps do not even have any desire to understand.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
It may also result from viewing the effects of Facebook anti-ageing serum.
2. The effects of accessing Facebook via iPhone or similar when travelling in some sort of moving vehicle.
1. Facebook User U reads the following status update:
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
"FACEBOOK USER K is getting knocked around in the belly! Little man is going off this morning,he must be getting into the soccer spirit!"
Facebook User U feels an unpleasant sensation in their own abdomen area and an excess of saliva building up in their mouth resulting in an urge to run to the nearest receptacle and eliminate all contents of their stomach.
These consequences of Facebook User U reading Facebook User K's status update, and any other similar unpleasant sensations resulting from Facebook use are known by the umbrella term of "Facebook Nausea".
2. Facebook User Q is in the passenger seat of her buddy's 1988 Mazda 626 and is accessing Facebook on her iPhone instead of conversing directly with her good buddy. As a result of this unecessary and somewhat rude accessing of a social networking site in a car, Facebook User Q begins to feel unwell, and turns to their buddy and this exchange follows:
Facebook User Q: Oh, dude, Facebook Nausea...
Good Buddy: You gonna use that shit in my car, you gonna suffer the effects of your anti-social behaviour!
Facebook User Q: Fairy nuts, sorry bout that buddy. So where we actually headed?
by Coop-Dogg September 25, 2009
Get the Facebook Nausea mug.When you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.Early symptom of Facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
Gerald: Yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
Samuel: Sorry man, I just saw my schedule and I'm facebooked on all of my time slots.
by frankreynolds July 24, 2010
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A guy who's Facebook posts could be that of a girls. This includes the use of excessive smiley faces and other emoticons, and posting all other things that could be considered "gay." Tends to comment a lot, especially on girls' statuses or walls no matter how well he knows them.
Guy 1: Listen to this- "i really love people that lie and try to put you down. they make me smile alot. =)"
Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.
Guy 2: What a Facebook queer.
by PlutoAH January 23, 2011
Get the Facebook queer mug.A troll who has no life, or real friends for obvious reasons, constantly stalks his friends list not to contribute in a "friend like" manor but to use google to "fact check" each and every post made and then report how the poster has inaccurately represented their thoughts/opinions.
Me: God Damn Eric is such an annoying fuck - Its almost like he waits for anyone to make a Facebook post so he can google that shit only to try to make his lonely ass look smart.
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
Alex: eh, he's just a Facebook Fact Checker
by Farley Fastrack December 31, 2013
Get the facebook fact checker mug.A FB drama Queen is a person that posts about all their personal drama on FB. They post about their failed relationships, personal issues that no one really cares about, and family and relationship drama as well. They go on and on about stuff no one on FB really wants to hear about.
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" I can't believe I fell for another loser guy again.... I am tired of getting used, and am tired of being heartbroken... sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a guy that is worthwhile again.... #devastatedagain
" I can't believe I fell for another loser guy again.... I am tired of getting used, and am tired of being heartbroken... sometimes I wonder if I will ever find a guy that is worthwhile again.... #devastatedagain
by Alan SD January 8, 2014
Get the Facebook Drama Queen mug.Someone on Facebook, usually a female, who drifts through their friends pages being a general comfort in other peoples affairs, needlessly bolstering courage, settling arguments which don't concern them, and remembering family events their friends never even told them about and certainly didn't invite them to. They offer unwanted marital and relationship advice. They make uncalled for suggestions about how to raise children. They tell busy, stressed mothers they should take a break "because you deserve it, hon" and they gently admonish fathers to make sure their wife " gets a little me-time". They promise to reveal hearty beef recipes (but never actually give any recipes away) and offer to knit baby clothes (but never actually knit any). Facebook mothers, like, totally get in the way in stressful times, and somebody should tell them to mind their own business, but nobody ever does.
Sue: I see your Facebook mother has been offering unsolicited advice again.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
Joy: Yes, and if she wasn't so darn nice i'd tell her where she can stick her nosy suggestions.
by Kez 4 Prez June 13, 2016
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