fake bakery 

A tanning salon

Guy 1: nice tan brah where yah been? Been hittin the beach?

Guy 2: nah aint got time just been hittin the Fake Bakery

fake bakery by Terrørist July 15, 2010

fake it till you make it

To fake excitement about a task or project. Usually used in military slang.

"Man we gotta give a tour to the general and act like we like it. guess we gotta fake it till you make it."

fake it till you make it by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

fake newsery 

The willful ignorance of the Main Stream Media that turns a blind eye to actual truth in exchange for a perversion of truth that they in turn sell to the American public like a $10 dollar trollop in order to disseminate disinformation and/or false narratives.

CNN was once called 'the most trusted named in news,' before they blew their credibility to smithereens with totally biased and pathetic news reporting, fake polls, and overall fake newsery.

fake newsery by JonathanWinters February 19, 2017

Fake Racist 

Act like a Racist but is not in fact Racist at all.

eg. Waylon says that he is a Racist in reality is a "Fake Racist".

Fake Racist by Dylan325753 November 3, 2022

fake punk 

when a band is trying to be punk...

bands like...wlel anything that happens to be in the days of....94-05, yup its true, punk is dead. it died a long time ago, with all the good music like the ramones, and the sex pistols. although the sex pistols suck now.

fake punk by John Gotti March 27, 2005

Seven Faces 

my favorite and one of the most recent songs of Slayer. This song is unlike most of their songs which deal with killing people and satan, but this one does relate to reliegon dealing with the seven fatal sins and how people change throught out their lives. So I can actually relate to this song which is very rare when it comes to Slayer because I don't not go around killing people and worshipping satan :P

Exert from "Seven Faces":

"My life came with it’s own scars
I don’t need you to tell me about your sorrow
I can’t say I’ve seen it all
But I live for the things that keep me hollow

Everyday I look into the mirror
Staring back I look less familiar
I’ve seen all seven faces
Each one looks a lot like me"

Seven Faces by cough* December 21, 2004

Facestigating 

When someone investigates someone via Facebook. Looks at there wall, info, photos, notes and friends.

I just got done facestigating you and I see that you go to college.

thing 1 "what are you doing?"
thing 2 "Just facestigating some new friends"

Facestigating by aburch21 September 7, 2011