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Dick Cheney

The reason that Dick Cheney keeps being shunted around to "undisclosed locations" is because if anything happened to him, George W. Bush would be President.
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pin dick

eww he had a pin dick

or i couldnt give him head he has a pin dick (lyke paying a guy out)
by sam December 1, 2006
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dick trickster

1. a female that enjoys tempting a male with sex and then refusing to give it to him.

2. a female who puts up sexy or better looking pictures of themself that differ from reality (ugly / fat).
"Man, have you seen a picture of that chick? She's damn fine!"

"Uhh yeah, I've seen her in person and that picture is bullshit, she's such a dick trickster!"
by Jordan P September 11, 2007
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Dick Lunch

Performing the act of falatio as a substitute for the mid-day meal of lunch.
A: Would you like half of this sandwich?

B: No thanks pal, I had myself a dick lunch about an hour ago.

or: 'I could murder a KFC right now, but I'm trying to shed a few pounds - might go for a dick lunch instead.
by gobroncos October 31, 2011
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Godzilla Dick

A penis so big it makes someone scream.
I showed her my Godzilla Dick and that bitch screamed.
by NastyNattiT2 June 18, 2010
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Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
by ColdMike October 9, 2012
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stick a dick in it

"Stick a dick in it, mofo."
by Suzi January 7, 2004
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