Monkey Digger

People who love you only because you have monkeys. Especially if they throw shit at guests. If you have a monkey I’m down to do anal. Hmu gay fish.

Oh wow Ryan is such a monkey digger!
I know man! He only cares about monkeys!

by Whatyouegg November 9, 2017

alcohol digger

A female that establishes and maintains relationships with the sole purpose to get drinks at someone’s expense

She is such an alcohol digger. They are only friends cause he buys her drinks

by lil’ bitch November 13, 2017

alcohol digger

A person, typically a college student, who dates or seeks to establish a relationship with another person with the sole purpose of getting alcohol in return.

She’s an alcohol digger, she wants to go out to dinner with him because he bought $600 worth of alcohol.

by IvyProb November 12, 2017

puppy digger

A person that dates others for their puppies, much like a gold digger, except not interested in the partners money, or partner, just their puppy

'James just got a new puppy, I wonder how long it will take Corinne to start dating him, she's such a puppy digger'

by Chasethenapper November 15, 2017

Gold Digger

Hannah Uwabo

That bitch is a gold digger. She just wants me for the ring pop

by hannah’s a hoe November 19, 2017

Clam digger

A hidden racist. An ode to the wheel of fortune episode where a guy tried to solve the puzzle “clam _iggers” with the letter N.

Enrique didn’t get that promotion that he was over qualified for. Tom got it instead. Some people think the supervisor is a clam digger.

by King Random April 21, 2018

Meme-digger

noun

-A person who interacts with others solely for the purpose of being tagged in memes

-commonly referred to as a 'Tal'

'Watch out, Tal's a meme-digger'

by theedgeofbig January 5, 2018