Middle aged men (sometimes women a.k.a. Band Mom) that are handy with tools and building. Typically has a child enrolled in marching band, drumline, color guard, drum corps, etc. Typically volunteers to build props, but may take on other tasks such as towing trailers, mixing Gatorade, etc.
Why did you bring your drill to rehearsal?
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
- I'm going to band dad and help finish the props this weekend.
by ztothex August 21, 2022
The talk your dad or another male relative/friend gives a young boy when he's just approaching puberty or another change that he'd need mentoring and support for.
"Ashley, would you mind giving Adrian a Dad talk for me? They did Sex ed in class today, and he's worried, but didn't feel confident talking to me about it."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
"He's struggling with his mental health, but he doesn't want to talk about it with his mum. He needs a Dad Talk."
by Tr@n$ ¶ħ@ñť03_d¡¢k January 31, 2024
The ultimate comeback/insult its similar to mic drop but less corny as fuck. What you say to lame ass mother fuckers that are pissing you off.
Jonathan: “Suck it Nick! I beat you in fantasy football, get fucked!”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
Nick: “Go blow ya dad Jonathan.”
by Nolte123 June 23, 2023
Annoying jokes your dad tells you. At one point you probably thought they were very funny, but not anymore. Now he just tells you them because he misses the old you and wishes he could go back to the good old days.
These dad jokes are very unfunny.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
I'm worried about my dad. He keeps telling me dad jokes and sighing.
by MalumLibrum958 September 02, 2022
The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 01, 2020
Used by Hugh Mungus
by See me standing here October 12, 2018
Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄
Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 25, 2022