cow

the fat bitch that won't stop following wherever you go in a store

this cow wont leave me the fuck alone

by anonymous December 13, 2022

Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Coastal Cow

A Coastal Cow is an animal lover who adores cows! So much that they have cow print everything!

She's such a coastal cow, she has cow print everything!

by CoastalCow February 28, 2023

cow poo

The waste product made by a cow.

Usually brown og black.

"Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a cow poo on the grass."

by user307485004 November 24, 2020

Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)

Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?

by mccutch11 July 10, 2025

picking a pig amongst the cows

Picking the most attractive person from a group of munters

Tom: are there any hotties?
Gary: it's like picking a pig amongst the cows

by fizzleg July 12, 2017

When the moon shines, the cow pees

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else

Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

by The Sayings Guy April 19, 2024