Cow Pat Virgin

A virgin man who has hair like cow poo.

That man over there looks like a cow pat virgin.

by Cheesy Whiskey November 23, 2023

Cow Edging

The act of Edging (or sometimes gooning) while you have a penis the size of a cows tail. Basically Edging with a big penis.

"I'm cow edging"

by Matthew Munt May 15, 2024

Cow-sicle

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum

Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards

by BradK9Drake726 October 07, 2024

cow burp

a imternal burp thats aounds like a cow

/what was that? it was a cow burp

by nburton973 March 16, 2022

Canned cow

this word can be used to associate someone who is an idiot or very stupid harmless word only used for joking and banter

stop being a canned cow

by jsjsjahah June 05, 2022

Cow burger

A) A burger but made with cow instead of beef (Noun)
B) When a trumpet player starts playing marches of the armed forces during science class

Oh god, he's pulling a cow burger!
Can I have a milkshake, fries, and a cow burger?

by Quonkleboi March 18, 2024

Cow neck

The act of deep throat being performed by a large woman

“Did you see Blinks trying to get some cow neck last night? He tried to bait her in by feeding her croutons!”

by Church boners July 06, 2018