Captain Karlos

The owner and operator of all operations. No exceptions!

You must answer to Captain Karlos. He calls the shots.

by Jryanrussell October 9, 2025

Captain Scroll Reels

I'm looking for a reel that's super smooth, bright, and looks amazing.

Captain Scroll Reels, Chase every clip that catches your eye,

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

The person on the phone kept scratching their balls all day. You call them Captain Scratch Balls,

Captain Scratch Balls, are you the boss or what?

by shailockbear November 8, 2025

Captain Scratch Balls

Someone scratching their penis because it's itchy or they're experiencing pleasure from stroking or caressing.

Captain Scratch Balls: Scratching your penis when you have pleasure from being caressed and stroked.

by shailockbear November 13, 2025

Captain Alicia

The mythical Battleship champion known for sinking fleets with terrifying precision.
Refers to any player (often named Alicia, but not required) who demolishes opponents in the game Battleship so completely that others begin questioning the laws of probability, strategy, and possibly witchcraft. The name implies she isn’t just playing — she’s commanding a naval massacre.

• “I lost in six moves. She must be a Captain Alicia.”
• “Bro, I got double-sunk. Total Captain Alicia energy.”
• “New rule: Captain Alicia isn’t allowed to go first.”

by Justfreakinoutyanno December 10, 2025

Saucy Captain

1. a member of the band The Saucy Captains who's name you can't quite remember

2. a fan of the band The Saucy Captains

1. Look! It's one of them Saucy Captains!

2. Check out those Saucy Captains grooving to Jungle Theme!

by deni_kaos April 20, 2008

the Captain Ahab

When one licks the stump of an amputee. See also Harpooning the White Whale.

He took the prosthetic of my stumb and then gave me the Captain Ahab!

by Moby_Dicktator November 23, 2010