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Canadian Lampshade

When a uncircumcised man puts his foreskin around a lightbulb cums on it takes it out then sticks it in his own asshole.
Yesterday I saw Luis give himself a canadian lampshade
by CP master December 8, 2024
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Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage
Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.
by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023
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Canadian Bacon

I sucked on his Canadian Bacon last night.
by Darwin Ching Chong June 11, 2018
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Canadian Sunday

When you relieve yourself of all fluids including semen, urine, and fecal matter all at once in the toilet bowl.

Coined by Pat McAfee
Jim left a Canadian Sunday in the toilet last night and forgot, the next morning he was shocked by what he saw.

See Josh McDaniels Turned Plane Around On Colts Job After Jim Irsay Spent Too Much Time In His Bathroom? on youtube t=3:40
by ak4992 January 20, 2023
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Rez Bunny (Canadian)

.....Greasy but well preserver Canada native female who had here mitten bash-out more times in one night then u can count with grade 9 eduction which she doesn't have

Dress like a harlot an filters all here photos in Facebook an Instagram to hide her true personal an acts as she better then everyone

An avg age is 16 to 30 with up 3kids from difffrent baby daddy's

Most Commonly can be seen at trap house or dope dealers vehicles

Spreading for dope an shallowing protein

An ditches here kids for days with random people
That girl is only 17 with six kids what a Rez bunny (Canadian)
by Jonathan the Strange One November 1, 2020
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Canadian

A lumberjack who apologises for everything
Man: ‘drops phone’ Canadian: Sorry eh?
by EA big rob June 8, 2020
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Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.
I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!
by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020
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