When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 03, 2020
by Supsupsuperman May 04, 2019
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023
by Icantfindmyanus November 19, 2017
Loosely put, a Canadian Eatout consists of eating out a girls pussy after drizzling it in Maple Syrup and Tim Hortons coffee while watching a hockey game. Usually when the hockey game consists of her favorite team against her least favorite team.
What’s your plans for this weekend?
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
“Bro the leafs are playin the canucks. Probably gonna have a Canadian Eatout”
Niiiiice bro. I got extra syrup if you need.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
A Canadian standoff is two people going through the same door like,
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
*Canadian accent* "Please after you." "Oh no, no after you."
"But you've got groceries."
"I know, but it's mostly junk food so please you go."
by Dr. Knockers and bear January 27, 2017
When only one urinal is left in a men's lavatory, and two gentlemen want to use it, a Canadian Standoff commences. Both men whip out their shafts and beat eachother off untill one person cums. In which case the other party win the right to piss in the urinal.
GF:"what took you so long in their?"
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
Joey: "sorry babe I got into a Canadian Standoff, which I happily claimed victory!"
(In the back) - gassed out old man leaves washroom with knees shaking and white stains.
by ElCumCollector August 08, 2023