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Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023
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canadian surprise

Extending the butt end of your hockey stick up and under somebodies ribs with an effort to hide it from the referees
That guys a real hozer he's been thrashing everybody on the ice, give him the Canadian surprise.
by phatflyguy December 19, 2013
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Canadian Chong

An asian that canadian asians use.
by RibbyDs June 25, 2023
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Canadian Hacksaw

When a vagina gets looser as you caugh into it constantly
She wanted oral, but I had a cold so I gave her a Canadian hacksaw
by Sherron Hubbies March 12, 2017
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Canadian Double-Header

A male grooming style consisting of a mullet and a moustache, found most commonly in rural North America.
Did you see that dude at the hockey game sporting the Canadian Double-Header?
by idrawgood July 2, 2018
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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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Canadian special

When one covers another person's dick in syrup and proceeds to then suck it off
Girl 1: that boy over there is cute eh

Girl 2: yea I'm planning on giving him a Canadian special tonight
by Silvershadow343 May 4, 2022
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