by anonymous September 8, 2022
Get the candy dipmug. Often referred to as "Candidates", usually good tempered, but will drag your ass if you deserve it. Like when someone one wrongly assumes her profession as an exotic dancer. Excellent cat/dog/animal/human/plamp caregiver. If irritable, bring snacks and a weighted blanket to improve mood.
Candi: Hi, my name is Candi, nice to meet you.
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
Old prude: Oh is that short for Candice?
Candi: No, just Candi.
Old prude: Well then, you must be a stripper.
Candi: *RAGE*
by RuanRyan January 25, 2021
Get the Candimug. 
A pretty female stripper with multi-color hair, resembling that of a candy pattern. Usually very popular at the strip club. (Similar to the act of peacocking but as a stripper.)
Adam: Bro! Check out that chick's cool hair dancing on the pole!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
Jared: Yeah man! That's Megan, she's a candy stripper! Prettiest girl in here!
by PoleDancingPrincess January 19, 2024
Get the Candy Strippermug. THERE IS ONLY ONE COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN. HE IS THE OP-EST MAN EVER. HE'S CUTE NICE TALL HOT SEXY PERFECT AND EPIC. HE HAS THE BESTEST VOICE EVER AND MAKES AN EPIC BOYFRIEND. HE HAS A BIG DICK (his gf's is bigger tho) AND HIS MOM IS REALLY HOT. MRCOTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MAN HAS MORE WORDS IN HIS NAME THAN HIS IQ. HE BELONGS TO QUACKMIESTA AKA HENTAI BITCH AKA GOD FOREVER AND ALWAYS
by QUACKMIESTA June 1, 2022
Get the MR COTTON CANDY DUNIEHCHY KITTEN BEAR SLINKY BLANKIE DUFFER MANmug. Walking hand in hand the Cotton Candy Couples stood out with their matching blue and pink hair, looking like they stepped out of a fairytale.
by misscherrypie March 21, 2025
Get the Cotton Candy Couplesmug. 5 year old me loved candy
by johny fucking depp April 9, 2021
Get the candymug.