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Great Canadian Coconuts

An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.

Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.

Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
by Johnny Canuck March 13, 2022
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White Canadian

(Drink) - A White Canadian is a cocktail made with MD 20/20, Mad Dog, and Whole Milk served with ice in an Old Fashioned glass. Often goldfish will be used as an alternative to milk.
Yommy slammed 6 White Canadians before going out to drink Long Islands with the other dawgs.
by SmellyMell December 15, 2016
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Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.
We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.
by Ucosude August 19, 2020
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Canadian

The act of liking hockey and saying “Ay” after every sentence.
Yeah I’m Canadian. What’s your favorite hockey team ay?
by YourNiggaCarl April 19, 2018
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Canadian Snowball

Cutting of your friend’s ballsack and freezing them in a freezer, then throwing it at a random civilian or police officer
I’m gonna throw a Canadian Snowball at you
by Rensiballsack July 2, 2025
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Canadian Horseman

A kind of rhetorical argument wherein the existence of a qualified object is mistaken as necessary proof for an opinion of that class of object
Have you ever met a Canadian Horseman that you actually liked?
by Sahbí Quesabe February 14, 2023
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Canadians

Code word for Jews, has its origins in Chicago
"There's no Christmas lights on this street, must all be Canadians"
by Perry Menos December 9, 2019
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