Brandon

The asshole at the lunch table to waddle over and steal your bagel.

Brandon just stole my bagel dude!

by DonutDealer April 22, 2022

Let’s Go Brandon

This is a term closeted Republicans scream out after they orgasm in a truck stop glory hole.

Hey friend, this feels pretty gooood oh, oh, “Let’s Go Brandon”

by Alfonzo Carlton June 24, 2023

Brandon

All i gotta say its probs sharlize future manssssssxxx

Brandon: your cute
SHarlize: YESSIRRRR

by Lobster Lou September 22, 2020

Brandon Gaugh

Don't trust him! Fat, midget size ,small dick. Hangs out on dating and hook up sites while in a relationship! Stalker! Cheap! User! Sneaky! Big lier! Likes to take big long huge shits!

Look there is Brandon Gaugh taking a big shit while hanging out on hook up sites!

by Got the word December 23, 2017

Brandon Arbuckle

A tall male that has tattoos and loves going to gay bars but claims he’s homophonic.

Hey I went to the gay bar last night and I seen a Brandon Arbuckle there.

by Dave Riddle December 25, 2023

Brandon

Brandon Will sell the fuck out of your house

Brandon sold my house for top dollar

by brandonsocalrealtor November 23, 2021

brandon plasha

a handsome stallion who conquers women with a passion unmatched

man that guy brandon plasha is wild

by that guy man pal February 10, 2022