Phenomenon where the complete opposite occurs of what is promised or "expected" to happen. Often associated with but not exclusive to liberal politicians. One give away to the "Brandon Effect" is that when the unwanted results manifest it is often blamed on a foreign nation like Russia.
Though the public was promised a booming economy, the Brandon Effect left them worse off than they were 6 months earlier.
by NotoriusFJB July 1, 2022
Get the Brandon Effectmug. 
to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon
by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025
Get the brandonedmug. Brandon is the kind of guy that is quiet but not shy. He hangs out with a bunch of friends but he doesn't make his presence known like the others. With good-ish sense of style, and shoes that belong in 2021, you'll probably hear him talking about drake; or a sport that he is obsessed with. Brandon is normally blonde with blue eyes. He tends to study people a lot by watching conversations nearby unravel. Brandon also has a short attention span, so to expand it, he fiddles with his hands and ALL over his papers.
by Hannahfortunetellermuahahahhha January 1, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.
by Lovergirl1028 January 27, 2025
Get the Brandonmug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. Usually the son of Ian, a Brandon is an absolute beast up front on pro clubs and gets a lot of pussy because of it. Brandons usually have a massive bread head for scoring absolute worldies 70 yards out. Brandon has a huge dong that he slays the punani with but can only last 4 minutes.
What an absolute Brandon he is!
by Beach Bread Head December 5, 2018
Get the Brandonmug.