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Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
god brandon is such a loser
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
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Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart
Brandon is funny
by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019
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Go Brandon

by Lxver Bxy January 23, 2022
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Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.
A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can
by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025
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Brandon mazza

Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck I’m giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
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Brandon

a guy who hangs out with all type of people,might follow friends home if bored
"brandon with this eable for this week"
by truePeopleTrueFacts March 24, 2016
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Brandon Carty

A dick who sweats his ass off to get 309 wins in fortnite
by Your mommy daddy December 30, 2018
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