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Ham Toothed

The process of achieving Christmas Ham stuck between your teeth.
Look at that fool, he's all Ham Toothed 3 weeks after Christmas.
by BoomChild January 11, 2013
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Lebron Hams

When you misspell lebron james but lowkey fuck with it and make it your whole personality. You create pictures of lebron james made of ham using ai. You make fan accounts for lebron hams on every platform, even wattpad. Your love stories on wattpad with lebron hams gain lots of attention and everyone wants to know the face behind the lebron hams obsession. Soon your best friend who was there when you misspelled lebron james, exposes you to the whole world. Once everyone finds out who the face behind lebron hams is, your middle school secret admirer changes their name and got surgery to look like the ai pictures of lebron hams to make you fall in love. That makes you very famous and you get a netflix show. The real lebron james fame is diminishing, while the lebron hams situation is thriving. The real lebron james gets pissed and finds your house and murders you with 7 gunshots to the head. Your legacy lives on and the real lebron james gets cancelled.
Yo, did you hear that the lebron hams girl got shot?
by jefferyslimbob4 September 17, 2024
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Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.
I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.
by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025
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Hock Ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010
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Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.
"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."
by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024
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Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.
Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.
by BigIz69 May 9, 2022
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HAM SALAD

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017
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