Sex

If u don’t know what sex is you should probably get off this site! And btw the stories are way better than porn.

And if u really want to know sex is a sexual intercourse where a male will insert his penis into a females vagina and will slide in and out and in and out until they have both reached and orgasm. Which is where the pleasure of the feeling just takes over their body and trust me it feels so gooood.

by CR’s Sexy Stories. October 11, 2019

sex

I thrust my body up and down but I couldn't feel anything. It had been over 10 minutes and I didn't know what to do. I moaned in pain, but I still couldn't feel anything down there. I opened the door, slowly stripped all of my clothes and sat down, twisting my big butt around and stretching out my asshole. My whole body was dripping with sweat. I heard my boyfriend say, "So, uh, are we gonna do it now?" I immediately felt something coming, but I didn't want to get caught. I had a huge load ready to burst out and I held it in. But then I got really horny and I said, "yes" I walked over to my boyfriend. "Why do you smell like baked beans?", he said. "hahahahaaa hohooo", I laughed. I spread my legs apart and grinded my stomach against him. Then I got really horny and I felt something coming.

"Uh, maybe we should have sex another time.", he said. "No. Hahahahaaa", I laughed in a deep, unsexy voice. Then I put my fat arms around him and fell over, putting all my weight on him. "This is really weird", he said holding his nose. My stomach pushed down against his dick. "Oh my god, did you get pregnant???" he said in disgust. I rubbed all of the moisture in my body on to him. Suddenly a shower of ejaculate spilled out of my vagina and a few seconds later the entire room was covered in greenish-brown shit. "EW", he shouted, "THAT'S IT. WE'RE BREAKING UP" and he left. "OOOH HOHOHOHOOOO" I laughed, rolling around in my own shit.

by pooperfart November 21, 2021

Sex

How you were made

I Camden want to have sex with Kiera

by Smallppman69420 November 30, 2019

Sex

1. Something that you looked up on urban dictionary because you don't know that pornhub exists

2. Putting your dick into her pussy, or putting your dick into his ass, or putting your strap on dick into her pussy.

3. A math equation

Add the bed
Subtract the clothes

Divide the legs
And hope you don't multiply

"What kind of guy are you to search up sex on urban dictionary?! BITCH, JUST GO TO PORN HUB!"

by 91fucking1 April 26, 2019

Sex

What every definition in Urban Dictionary somehow needs to have.

So for some reason, "Shark" is now a sex move.

by jss-urban January 31, 2021

Roblox Sex (sex in roblox)

When 8 year olds are too ugly to get a man or girl in real life so they sign up for an account on roblox with their dad’s email, join some hotel game or club game, find some 7 year old girl and do it with her

Roblox sex (sex in roblox) is basically: what demoon_sleyer58392: hi! come to my room!
pnk_uncorns482: hi! ok!
demoon_sleyer58392: come on to bed!

*moments later*

pnk_uncorns482: ############### so big ###### daddy
demoon_sleyer58392: harder ########## ur so ###### mommy

by FunkyFrondeur September 21, 2020

rhino sex (nose sex)

to have sex in the nose

a new way.. "rhino sex (nose sex)"

by peeweedallas March 20, 2011