bake time

Bastardization of the time where you fo' swizzle her nizzle which is the bastardization of putting in the correct nizzle in her gas tank, which is the bastardization of putting it in without pulling out.

Yo gurl , I didn't expect for us to have that bake time last night. Shit was FIRE!

by Tristan_301119 October 3, 2016

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rejuvenation time

The time it takes after a penis has exerted it's load until the next time it gets going.

Dan needed rejuvenation time after railing Anita before he could go for round 2

by Dicholas wenie arski September 21, 2016

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time fapsule

When one places their favorite and most cherished pornographic content into a time capsule, buries it and 10 years later digs it up and masturbates to it again.

"Dude do you remember that time fapsule I made in 8th grade?"
"Yeah."
"My dog Rocko just dug it up, I guess there's no point in waiting now."

by Saltslinger August 12, 2016

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Craig time

Not real time. Big time lag. 10 min in real time=2 hours craig time.

Craig: I'll be there in 10 min
Guy: real time or craig time?

by c.cleanpipes July 17, 2016

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Rippage Time

The added time at the end of a Master League match in Pro Evolution Soccer, when you are hanging onto a draw or 1-goal lead. Rippage Time is identical to stoppage time, except that cheap AI scripting gives the opposition God Mode, while giving your keeper grade 9 retardation and the mobility of a cactus.

When you concede possession within Rippage Time, instinctively you will push away from your goal and hammer the "shoot/clear" button. This does nothing to stop the AI from winning 5 corners in a row then bundling in the equaliser/winner.

As a parting insult, the AI forces you to kick off again before immediately sounding the final whistle. This always leads to pro evo rage

We will need a two-goal cushion to avoid getting skanked by Rippage Time.

by LiquidLiam May 3, 2018

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