Kyle

Kyle that kinda guy to just Randomly jumps into a fucking table. Has a giant horse penis.

Boy1 : why did that guy just jump into a table?
Boy2 : oh yeh that Kyle you’ll get used to it soon.

by ThatRandoGuy November 22, 2021

Kyling / Kyle-ing

verb
1a) To oppose someone’s ideas and heavily “criticise” them.
1b) To be an overall “victim” when presented with logical facts and reasoning

2a) hypocrite

“Dude, stop Kyling / Kyle-ing my drawing.”

by vononono November 5, 2025

Kyle

Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.

Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.

His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle

by EveryNormalNameIsTakenAlready June 21, 2020

Pulling a Kyle

the act of spending half or all of your paycheck on the first thing you want after you are paid

Pulling a kyle: Hey man should I pull a kyle and buy these speakers

by bones65 January 12, 2022

Kyle

Kyle is a simp who tries to hard and just gets friend zoned

Kyle is such a simp the girls just think of him as a brother

by Harryk0005 January 31, 2020

Kyle

someone who punches drywall

"I punched drywall once. I guess that makes me an honorary Kyle." – Brendaniel

by Aqxer May 16, 2021

kyle koyeman

stupid square head

look at that minecraft head bender, must be a kyle koyeman

by All the way October 17, 2019