Skip to main content

Jell-O-lingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a Jell-O shot. The Jell-O must be removed ONLY by the tongue and the cup/container cannot be crushed. The goal is to take the Jell-O shot and leave the cup clean and satisfied.
Don is an expert at Jell-O-lingus, leaving the cups in like-new condition.
by Jell-O Dude February 16, 2015
mugGet the Jell-O-lingus mug.

Skank-o-potomus

the heavier, more common (usually teen or early twenties age) copycat; species Skank-o-potamus usually displays muffin top and back fat rolls, but mimics dress and behavior of Sluttasaurus Rex. Often found in bars and malls. Generally has fewer diseases but not for lack of trying.
lindsey lohan is such a Skank-o-potomus
mugGet the Skank-o-potomus mug.

Khas o Khashak

1-The Iranian (according to their President's opinion)
2-some people who defend their rights
3-young people who don't like their government
4-The geniuses
1- you are a piece of Khas o khashak, the government will finally catch you.
2- The Iranian students are some Khas o Khashak.
by Ugly Angel August 20, 2010
mugGet the Khas o Khashak mug.

Colange O' Clock

‘the time of the night where alcoholic beverages enter the system of many individuals at a rapid rate before heading to zhivagos’
Paul - ‘Hey, Dimi! you know what time it is?’. Dimi - ‘Indeed, it is Colange O' Clock WE ARE ON!’
by Chris Koulos October 15, 2021
mugGet the Colange O' Clock mug.

blow an o ring

taking such a tremendous shit that it feels like ur asshole just blew out...
oh man, that was one explosive shit, i think i just blew an o ring..
by HoMeS March 11, 2004
mugGet the blow an o ring mug.

Techn O' Clock

a varible time of day in which techno music must be put on without exception.
Tomas: Yo son.. are we gonna play that new 50 Cent track?
Jacob: nahhh nigga. Its Techn O' Clock
Tomas: OH shitt nigga.. i didn't notice.. hit up the ill Tiesto
by Sagrr April 9, 2007
mugGet the Techn O' Clock mug.

thrust-o-meter

A device designed to measure maximum potential physical satisfaction for prospective sexual encounters--the approximation determined by combining pelvic thrust energy, frequency, member length, circumference and rigidity in the context of participant age and relationship duration.
*yikes!*
I'm so sorry baby, I don't care WHAT the thrust-o-meter says! just can't take somethin' THAT big...not today, not tomorrow. Ain't no way!!!
by YAWA December 1, 2018
mugGet the thrust-o-meter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email