owned

A label used to identify a specific type of video documentation. Namely, it captures some fuckstick's attempt to perform a feat of daring or physical challenge that is usually of impossible proportion and necessarily concludes with a painful collision.

The "owned" videos on ebaums included this dude who smashed his mountain bike into the side of a 3-story building while trying to jump it onto the roof from a ten foot ramp. What a fuckstick.

by sammmE January 16, 2009

Own

To take a crap in someone's house, or to crap in someone's town, country, or any other definable boundary.

Dude, Tonya completely owns your house, that still reeks.
or
I own pretty much all the towns from Naples to Rome.
or
Don't talk to me that way, I OWN you.

by Robotkin June 27, 2008

own your own shit

When a particular warlock that believes in spiritual awareness weaves his absolute delusions on the masses and is still alive

Hey hey hey man like being is you trying to baffle us with pure bollocks or may you be introducing us to the realms of owning the prayer to OWN YOUR OWN SHIT🤘🏻❤️🤘🏻

by Power of Griggstain December 25, 2020

owned

A stae of being drunk which out does every other.

Miche - Did u see aaron last night man he was owned he pissed in a bag thinking that it was a toilet, slept in the pool thinking that it was a water bed and got up the next mourning thinking that he had a few quiet beers last night...owned

by Sarge McKoy June 23, 2008

Bitch, OWNED!!!

Used when someone gets owned. Such as if they get run over by a bus or is decapitated by a shard of glass.

In Final Destination, we sat there saying "Bitch, OWNED!!!" the whole movie whenever someone was killed.

by t.o.p is sexy December 6, 2009

self-owned

a plan that rebounds adversely on the originator; has the opposite effect to what was intended, creating public humiliation

backfire rebound boomerang

Devin Nunes self-owned himself in magnificent fashion when he filed his case against Twitter.

by Beautybind March 20, 2019

Owned

Owned:
three 20's in a row.

In case of Instant Kills, you just Owned that mechanical spider.

by Jim Dandy01 April 16, 2006