spongebob

The little square guy on television from who most of my livelyhood comes.

SpongeBob:Rember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

by asfdsfgegfb August 15, 2007

Spongebob

A freakish form of sponge which has gained the ability of speech. Most of his viewers are idiots (Like him) and should go stab themselves as soon as they can. He pales in comparison to Invader Zim, and I will take it upon myself to kill spongebob's entire artist team so he can never be drawn again.

Once I went home and saw that Nickelodion canceled Invader Zim and made spongebob its Poster boy. I then cut my wrists open and watched Adult Swim.

by RagMeRock December 3, 2004

Spongebobbery

Noun.

Actions or behaviour befitting everyone's favourite cartoon sponge such as blowing bubbles, hollering "I'M READY!", being unreasonably enthusiastic about your job & making up & singing songs on the spot.

Spongebobbery can fall just about anywhere on the spectrum of good & evil.

Example 1:
Person A: Hi, Person B! What are you doing today? I'm going to work four shifts back to back! I can't wait! Today is the best day ever! I'M READY!
Person B: What Spongebobbery is this? Go away!

Example 2:
Person C comes upon Person D blowing bubbles with alarming skill.
Person C: What Spongebobbery is this? Can you give me a bubble blowing lesson?

by The venerable lady M. Jane April 26, 2011

Spongebob syndrome

Knowing all the lines from all the spongebob episodes.

She/he has Spongebob syndrome. She know every Spongebob line!

by Bootyliciousgod August 16, 2018

Spongebob Squarepants

The longest running Nicktoon since 2012, when it surpassed Rugrats.

Who lives in the pineapple under the sea?
Spongebob Squarepants!

by Eggy543 June 20, 2019

Spongebob

A yellow tampon.

Me: Spongebob. You live in Bikini Bottom, and you're super absorbent. FACE IT, you're a tampon.

by thatpixelgirl July 8, 2019

spongebob

Spongebob is a TV show for children. He is a sponge that is living underwater in a pineapple. But he has special abilities that let him light fire underwater. He's so cool!

Spongebob is also a meme.

Have fun talking to sponges

Kid: mom can I watch spongebob?

Mom: the one with the talking sponge underwater? Sure!

by peepee637! November 6, 2019