Zoriona

Zoriona is typically a gurl that is in love wit youngboy (yb). she has shirts and hoodies wit his face on them. she prints pictures of him and puts them on her wall. she loves all his music and HATES his baby mamas. she photo shops her face on his baby mamas faces. and Zoriona loves lookin at his booty cheeks.

She gets called Zori for short and don't forget loves yb.
all jokes..... unlesss

Zoriona loves youngboys bootty cheeks

by Savawava May 25, 2022

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Zorione

This curvaceous woman will stop for no one. She will beat anyone down senselessly with the law, she is too proper and awe-inspiring to stoop to a lower level. She smokes way too many cigarettes but she looks insanely cool when she does. The reason she is so damn amazing is because when she was conceived it was on Mount Mordor and there were unicorns keeping watch because it was just too intense for words. After her conception a choir of angels came down and told her parents that their purpose in life was to raise and nurture the most bad ass person in the world.
Zorione can be found walking around a university campus with an incredibly bad ass cigarette hanging out of her delectable mouth and listening to some fucking amazing background music blasting out of her headphones. So many guys try to stop her to try to marry her because they know she's one in the universe. Zorione never stops listening to her bad ass music and blowing smoke in their faces.

Zorione is a rare and majestic creature that doesn't put up with any bullshit and is not afraid to leave the pack and be on her own.

All in all, a Zorione is a bad ass motherfucker.

*Zorione walking around campus*
Boy 1-Zorione, please! Marry me! I must have you.
Boy 2-No no! Marry me! I'm better!
Boy 3-Marry me! I'm a bad ass and will let you blow smoke in my face!
Zorione-One does not simply ask if you can marry me.

by BigBootyBitches4Evr November 16, 2011

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zorry

Zorry:
A sarcastic version of the words "sorry". Often said when a "sorry" is required due to circumstances and situation, but the speaker is not actually apologetic about anything.

It can also be used when the speaker simply does not care about the presented situation.

One who is not sorry:
"Oh, I'm so zorry."

Or perhaps more likely:
"Zorry..."

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A carnie game vendor: "Zzzzzzzzzorry, try again."
(He is not sorry that you have lost.)

X: "Oh man, I lost my wallet."
Y: "Gee, zorry."
(Y does not care.)

by XL Regular Light Gauge February 22, 2008

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The Mask of Zoro

Straight after anal sex, the man whips his cock out of the womans ass and slaps her in the face with it numerous times untill her face is covered in shit, much like a face pack. Then with two strikes of his wang he creates a 'Z' on her forehead, creating a Mask of Zoro. NOT to be confused with a dirty gomez/sanchez.

My Girlfriend was loving it when i gave her the Mask of Zoro.

by Phil B February 22, 2005

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zorgon

Noun. Generally a white person with dreads. This person often wears birkenstocks, can be seen longboarding, or chilling. Alpha zorgons are zorgons who operate on the next level, often wearing top hats, flowy pants, arcteryx jackets, and feathers and hair wraps.

That chick from 4 Non Blondes might be the queen of all zorgons.

by zorgon defense initiative March 1, 2011

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