zeke

he is nice. kinda an idiot. he will buy you anything if he likes you even if you don't want him to. gold diggers love him. he is very stubborn but very affectionate and hates taking good advice. he is smart, but will talk about random crap that nobody cares about. but we love him anyways. he has a good heart and he wants to do what's right.

"omg zeke shut up."

"awww zeke you really should not have bought me that big mac."

nobody:
zeke: "aktuallyy its a giGaBYte."

by gabri.joy February 22, 2023

Zeked

Noun: to receive a handjob at the back of a classroom

Friend 1: I heard you got zeked yesterday
Friend 2: Yeah it was pretty mid, prolly a 7.5

by Chodychidd March 29, 2023

zekirah

a kinda girl who just looks out for everyone someone who makes others laugh and feel welcome zekirah is a girl who lights up every room and makes people around her feel special a girl who is sweet and kind a pure soul

zekirah is such an amazing person she reminds me of the color pink

ps. i love pink

by yayasosodope April 6, 2023

massively zeke

something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.

Man, that new MMORPG is massively zeke!

by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009

Dirty Zekah

When you let a transgender girl stick her dick in your nostril and blow a load so it drips out slowly.

I paid that transgender hooker to give me a dirty Zekah.

by PhunGuy October 15, 2020

Idc.zeke

A sexy mf who never misses

“Idc.zeke never misses”

by 😟🤟🏻 February 26, 2021

pulling a zeke

when a twitter mutual decides to post angst to the tl

caleb: if you didn't finish jjk that's okay!! nanami didn't either <3

moot: why did you post this?? I'm in pain

caleb: fuck I'm sorry for pulling a zeke

by boohooooo November 12, 2021