Zero Tasking

The act of doing exactly ZERO tasks simultaneously.

Thanks Joe, let me call you back, I am busy zero tasking.

by TRLive August 25, 2010

Zero Day Exploit

A cyber attack that is done through a vulnerability in a software application that the developer of the software is unaware of and is first discovered by the hacker. The term is used to mean that the software developer had zero days to work on a patch to fix an exploit before the exploit was used. One of the most common applications to have a zero day exploit is a web browser.

John: All the data on my computer was destroyed by a virus.

Bill: Yeah you need to be very careful when you download porn.

John: No, I heard it was done through a zero day exploit on Internet Explorer.

Bill: Oh I see. But why are you using Internet Exploder? Everybody knows that's a piece of shit browser.

John: Don't know, I never will again.

by dead parrot September 19, 2010

Zero suit samus

The Metroid Prime star Samus Aran usuals seen wearing the trademark Metroid Bounty Hunter suit, however in certain Metroid games codes can be used to remove Samus' suit showing her in an admitedly hot bikini.

Player 1: Dude did you use the Zero suit samus code?
Player 2: yea, Samus is fucking hot!
Player 1: sweet...

by Raz0rLine May 17, 2008

Zero dark thirty

A humorous way to declare an unknown time in the wee hours of the morning. Especially used by military personnel to describe an unwanted time to be awake or awaken. Usually pronounced "oh" dark thirty.

"What time is morning formation?"

"Have no clue, oh dark thirty I imagine!"

Sgt. Hanson always has us up at zero dark thirty for our morning runs!

by echoseven75 November 29, 2013

Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch

A change of sexuality that comes with seeing Zero Suit Samus for the first time.

I.E. Turns women lesbian and gay men straight.

I was playing 'Other M' and as soon as I saw her, I went though a Zero Suit Samus Sexuality Switch.

by TOG47 February 18, 2011

zero tolerance

A "get tough" policy of making no exceptions in regards to a particular (usually criminal or undesirable) matter, born as a response to a general sense of uneaven application of rules and punishments.

To react to a proscribed activity or substance with absolute prejudice... Without regard to mitigating circumstances or conditions.

I don't care if you've got glaucoma, we have a zero tolerance policy to drugs, including marijuana.

We will react to sexism and racism with zero tolerance.

by Honor June 23, 2004

zero intention

Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.

The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.

I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!

by rperazag May 10, 2010