score on yourself

1.To score a point against your own team in a sport; to shoot into your own goal.
2. To give yourself a disadvantage in a game.

I just scored on myself to lose the game.

by 5'1"Racer June 12, 2005

Respect Yourself

A phrase used when someone does or says something ridiculously disrespectful that makes them look foolish.

It is also used in reference to an action that is disrespectful, so you are telling the person who took that action that they should do better and be more respectful.

Random guy at bar: Let's go back to my place and "talk" some more.

Woman he just met: I just met you 5 mins ago. That's not happening. Respect yourself .

by King_Ia December 14, 2016

Being yourself

An act that gives you power over your life. It should be permitted at all costs.

Me: I wanna be like the other kids

Her: Being yourself is the best you can be

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2020

cockblock yourself

In most literal meaning - to subconsciously destroy otherwise smoothly going flirtation (often with just one misused word or sentence) which otherwise could very well end up in sexual intercourse.
As a metaphor - to destroy a chance for something good with silly, easilly avoidable mistake.
Synonym for self-sabotage.

Dude, why do you cockblock yourself constantly? You could've had sex at least three times last week.

by maelith October 27, 2013

played yourself

To mess up terribly, made famous by DJ Khaled

Congratulations, you played yourself

by BrySchec November 23, 2016

Krill Yourself

When you try to say kill yourself in the chat, but the chat filter won't let you so you have to say Krill Yourself.

Guy: *Snipes you*
You: KRILL YOURSELF!

by Krill Yourself June 12, 2018

Exhausting yourself

A phrase meaning “masterbaiting” or “jerking off”

1.Hey get out of the bathroom! I can hear you exhausting yourself in there!!

2.I just walked in on Ben exhausting himself! It was disgusting!

by SmartGuyWithASticker October 21, 2020