Your mom

Guy 1 - Yo, what did you do last night

Me - erm, your mom

Random guy - OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
by LaydeeLozza August 24, 2008
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Your Mom

Bob: "Hey Rick, what'd you do last night?"
Rick: "Your Mom."

or

Guy: "You're such a cunt."
Girl: "Your Mom's a cunt!!"
by Master of comebacks. January 17, 2010
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Your mom

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.
by ReturningMaul February 15, 2010
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Your Mom

She fucking gave you birth you cunt.
She is your mom because you came out of her vag*na
by The fuck you looking at? May 15, 2019
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your mom

what people say after almost every other word.

this example is recently being said like crazy where i come from.
" hey guys, wats up?"
" your moms up, *in the bedroom*"

or

" do u guys know how to do the homework?"
" your mom knows how to do the home work, * in the bedroom*"
by susie bebop April 01, 2007
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Kale: What are we doing in Science?
Hayley: Your Mom!
by thepertyninja April 25, 2007
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Common comeback used by people who know they have been beaten and are looking for a quick out on the conversation.
Man 1- Your gay and nobody likes you

Man 2- Yeah wel...YOUR MOM!
by Me Me Me 1234 September 28, 2008
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