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put an egg in your shoe and beat it

A little kid wants to play with some older kids
an askes "can I play with you guys?" Older kid answers"put an egg in your shoe and beat it ,kid"
by j0bren October 10, 2009
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In Your Pants

A term used by Nerdfighters added to the end of pretty much anything, but most commonly book titles, movie titles, video game titles, etc.

Also an online forum for Nerdfighters to interact and converse with each other.
by Winkitty March 9, 2012
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prisoner in your own home

1. under house arrest

2. being limited from what you been doing in your own home because of overwhelming or unexpected interference, mainly from people that's too close for comfort.
EXAMPLE: Being a prisoner in your own home can relate to anyone sticking around more than you want them to because it kills or changes where you feel the most comfortable which is at home.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 24, 2009
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Hiding in your Cellphone

When someone tries to bypass an awkward situation when they're around people they have nothing to say to by pretending to be busy doing something with their cell phone. In fact, they know they're just looking at old text messages and lightly tapping the buttons or something.

Generally for people who don't know how to make idle conversation.
(One person is on the elevator when another person they KINDA know steps on)

Jim: Hi Sue, nice weather we're having.

Sue: Yeah it sure is!

....(awkward silence)

(both pull out their cell phones and stare at them blankly until the elevator reaches a stop)

(Bob who knows them both enters)

Bob: The old hiding in your cellphone trick eh? Doesn't anyone know how to make small talk anymore?
by Justaguy295720957 July 21, 2009
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Melts in your mouth

Phrase used by people who don't actually know how to review food, but want to describe something that tastes good.
"Derek! Try this turkey, it just melts in your mouth!"
"Oh wow, this ice cream just melts in your mouth..."
by notmyrealnamethethird August 3, 2017
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I don't think hooking up with a co-worker is the best idea, but I can't stop thinking about getting in that ho from accounting.
He didn't want to lay his dough where he made his bread, but sometimes ya just gotta dip your pen in the company ink.
by GlazeHer June 18, 2016
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