Yoink

To steal, catch, accelerate or shoot.

To yoink (to yoink or not to yoink, that is the question)

Yoinking (I am currently yoinking)

Yoinked (yesterday I yoinked your mom)

Yoinked/has yoinked (your loved ones are dead, for I have yoinked them)



A yoinker: someone who is dedicated to yoinking

That yoinker

Yoinkers; plural form of yoinker



Origin of the word yoink: the greek god yoinkus maximus, known for hes powers to yoink pears from children

Boy 1: Man, why you locked up?
Boy 2: I yoinked a man
Boy1: Understandable, have a great day

by The yonker November 20, 2018

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoink

The act of chugging beer very quickly through a beer bong. Also can be used for taking anything quickly.

I’m about to take a yoink. Bro I just yoinked that beer.

by bigpresto1 March 30, 2022

Yoink

noun
an expression of dismay or frustration
verb

To bring something toward oneself
The opposite of yeet.

"Can you yoink that over here"

by anony.mouse7778882 November 26, 2018

Yoink

A type of expression when you die in a video game or something fucking stupid's happen. Or to call someone stupid!

Harry just yoink my dub!
Fuck you fucking yoink!
I had your mom yoink for dinner

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019

The Yoinks

a washed yet unshowered retired video game player

"man remember when The Yoinks wasn't a bitch"

by The Yoinks November 16, 2023