yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

yoink

to pull at a subsonic velocity.

dude 1: man, i love my book
dude 2: yoink
dude 1: crap

by Dripin J May 7, 2020

Yoink

Grabbing something gently but quickly.

When grabbing something gently but quickly like Fishing Garett catching invasive animals and saying "yoink".

by Lori@theLibrary June 1, 2025

Yoink

When you grab someone by the head and shove it into your groin.

Is not done in a sexual way but in a way to prank a homie

Shane: "Im gonna yoink you into another dimension"
Matt: "No pls"
also can be used to exclaim after yoinking someone
*Shane Yoinks Matt
Shane: "YOINK!"

by Yoink King aka Da Groin Master August 10, 2017

Yoink

When you steel something then yeet it

Yoink

by Yooooo it’s ya boi yeeeeeeeeee November 2, 2019

Yoinking It

The act of an AFAB (assigned female at birth) person gently tugging on the hood of the clitoris, but not the head, for sexual gratification.

"He yoinked it with his toes after a lot of practice."

"I started yoinking it and won't go back."

by bellestelles September 1, 2025

YOINK

The act in which a human being is “pranked”, or rather, “siked” into believing something specific was going to occur.

Madi totally freaking yoinked Davis when she didn’t send cute face pics like she said she would!

by yourgirlfriendlookslikemymom November 16, 2017