xander taylor

a radioactive ratty inhumane specimen who will haunt you with his cape
did u see xander taylor robbin the chippy last night looked of his head
yeah he runs like a skeleton on spice
by mummyismummy July 02, 2022
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Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.
That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.
by Susbus123 October 18, 2023
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Aleah + Xander

Two of us are like to pees in a pod and we love each other so much two of us are unstoppable we will stay together through thick and thin
Aleah + Xander are like glue
by Xainder March 25, 2019
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Xander

Xander is the kind of nigga to suck your dads wiener when he stays the night at your house. Xander’s can act very gay but have a sort of sense of humor that makes you want to throw up. Xander’s are also known for their peachy assholes. 🍑
AJ: Hey Xander, what you doing?
Xander: Sucking yo daddy dick
AJ: For real?
Xander: *Guack Guack* He ate my peachy ass too.
AJ: Bruh
by Chomie Homies February 27, 2020
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Xander

Xander is huge and chubby and fat and is the star of the documentry "Super Size Me".
Xander is fat.
by fatboy54 January 20, 2022
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Xander

Very hot guy that i would suck everyday
by KusoSolos March 13, 2022
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Xander

Xander. Your friend, he has red hair, he’s skinny and he’s tall. But, he is just gay. He sucks balls all day. He is a skinny redhead.
Xander is gay and a skinny redhead.
by Stzvey September 16, 2021
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