Wooden Computer 

When a persons computer loads so slowly in a game that his computer is said to be made from a substance uncapable of conducting electricity such as wood.

the substance can also be substituted with another substance more cheap then wood eg. african mud bricks

originates from computer games with servers where players must wait for everyone to connect before the game can start. the player who loads last is said to have a wooden computer.

*everyones loaded except dave*

nerd 1 : wow dave as such a wooden computer

nerd 2 : yea totally made from 100 year old wood from africa

Wooden Computer by skuxx :D June 10, 2011

woofiehoodie 

very cool mutual of mine who made a tiktok wanting one of these so I’ve done my duty as a good mutual 👍

“dude, you should really follow woofiehoodie, they are so cool !!”

“ok bet bro”

woofiehoodie by me 🤠🤠 July 2, 2021

Woodied 

To get wasted and then to be sick for the rest of the night. Also, in between your acts of sickness, you wildly claim to the nearest person that you will never do this again. You will also reveal all your fantasies about the girl that you fancy. This act of being woodied usually happens to people who are lightweight when taking alcohol.

"Dude, you were so woodied last night"

Woodied by Graham1993 December 1, 2009

Wooden Coat

Another term for a coffin.

Kid's going to end up wearing a wooden coat if he keeps up this shit.

Wooden Coat by PCooper May 6, 2008

Wooden Spoon Award 

A wooden spoon is a mock or real award, usually given to an individual or team which has come last in a competition, but sometimes also to runners-up. Examples range from the academic to sporting and more frivolous events. The term is of British origin and has spread to other Commonwealth countries.

I can't believe what a comeback they made they got the Wooden Spoon Award last year"

Wooden Spoon Award by Immersion September 28, 2011

wooden shampoo 

noun - The act of being beat over the head by a billy club

...then the cop said to me, "do that again and you will get the wooden shampoo!"

wooden shampoo by lickity-split June 15, 2005

Wookie Slayer 

A person who finds pleasure in sleeping with relatively large women. Achohol is sometimes involved.

Wookie's are usually large and or harry creatures.

Tom is the biggest Wookie Slayer, I've ever seen.

Wookie Slayer by Tom Seigrist October 1, 2007